Thank you, Seth!
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/seth-mey...-for-cash/
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/seth-mey...-for-cash/
Quote:Seth Meyers: GOP wrecked Kansas economy so bad they had to auction off dildos for cash
Quote:“And now,” Meyers said with a smirk, “here are the jokes we made to make fun of the Kansas dildo auction: Nothing like selling fake d*cks to solve a problem created by a real one. Selling the dildos didn’t solve the whole problem. Just the tip. It’s hard to sell dildos to people who are already f*cked. And the worst one: Dildo, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”
Brownback claimed his “experiment” needed more time to work and, surprisingly, voters gave him that time. It still didn’t work. It got worse. “So, surely, Brownback raised taxes to cover the shortfall,” Meyers said logically. No. There will be no tax increases. Instead, Brownback decided to balance the budget on the backs of the state’s children, slicing off $106 million in funding and moving $50 million from another fund that pays for Head Start and preschool. As for the job growth, Brownback set a goal of creating 25,000 jobs a year but that number looked more like 9,400 jobs. “And most of those jobs were packing and shipping those dildos,” Meyers joked.
