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So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
(March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am)Jax Wrote: So God appeared right in front of you.
It would be about time..I asked him well over 20 years ago to appear in front of me. I would be like "where the Fuck have you been? I got tired of waiting and have now become an absurdist/atheist since then"
(March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am)Jax Wrote: He allows you to say/ask anything to him, but only one thing. Whether it be an insult or not.
I will speak my mind regardless. Its all about wether he allows me to control my mouth, but I will still think it and him being all knowing would already know what I was going to ask him a kazillion years ago. So yeah, my one question would be "where the fuck have you been?". He can answer "I have always been here", to which I will answer "so you like people killing and enslaving and raping each other then? You're such a dick!". Or he could answer; "I have seperated myself from mankind in order to allow freewill to exist", in which my response will be: "so you like people killing and enslaving and raping each other then? You're such a dick!". You see, "freewill" makes ZERO difference. If Jebus really didnt like what was going on, he would find a way to snap his fingers to correct it WITHOUT interfering with freewill. Jebus has not done such a thing, therefore Jebus is a dick who likes to see children get raped and murdered. It makes better sense that Jebus is merely a fictional being.
(March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am)Jax Wrote: He then allows you to choose whether to join Heaven or Hell, it's all up to you.
I get to choose between a giant douche bag or a turd sandwich? I have a choice between eternal torture worshipping and adoring a fictional character that I dispise, or an eternity of torture burning in a lake of fire? I may as well be a recipient of the curse of Sisyphus, I can push that rock up the mountain until it rolls back down and do it for all eternity. I refuse to answer this one as both are the same kind of punishment to me.

Now if Hell is a big party place with half naked red skinned demons and demonesses flying around and getting it on, then maybe I would choose that..Is heaven full of toga wearing lasses that serve you beer and hot pretzels? I might go there. But if heaven and hell are EXACTLY how it is described in the bible, then I dont want to go to either.
(March 20, 2011 at 10:38 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Nice diversion Skipper. You are completely wrong... the first book of Genesis says nothing about material creation. You, along with creationist nutjobs, are welcome to misinterpret it all you like.

WRONG! It is blatantly about physical creation. It SPECIFICALLY speaks of "day and night" when it means that the world was created in 6 days. It has man being created from DIRT. Now was that "spiritual" dirt, or material dirt? What is the "spiritual" implications of a woman being created from a mans rib?
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So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Jax - March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 20, 2011 at 11:56 am

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