Yahbut, a woman made out of a bone listened to a talking snake and ate a piece of fruit after being explicitly and pointedly told not to. That broke the Universe unless you surgically surrender your total obedience to a first-century Dumbledore who managed to turn the Roman Empire upside down without anyone noticing. What part of that doesn't make perfect sense?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
