Gotta fill it with enough weight for 'two of each kind' of animal. Then you have to have eight people on board as well -- I recommend Ray Comfort, Ken Ham, Kirk Cameron, William Lane Craig, Jack Chick (Yes, he's 91. Noah was 600, and he wasn't complaining) Kent Hovind, Chuck Norris, and Mike Hucakbee -- who must shovel the amount of waste that would be produced on the ark each day -- and they must stay afloat and do this for 150 days. They must also 'feed' the animals. (A Helicopter will deliver the waste each day). Of course none of this matters because it'll sink within an hour.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
