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So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?

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So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 12, 2016 at 7:21 pm (This post was last modified: April 12, 2016 at 7:25 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
(April 12, 2016 at 7:13 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Gotta fill it with enough weight for 'two of each kind' of animal.  Then you have to have eight people on board as well -- I recommend Ray Comfort, Ken Ham, Kirk Cameron, William Lane Craig, Jack Chick (Yes, he's 91.  Noah was 600, and he wasn't complaining) Kent Hovind, Chuck Norris, and Mike Hucakbee -- who must shovel the amount of waste that would be produced on the ark each day -- and they must stay afloat and do this for 150 days.  They must also 'feed' the animals.  (A Helicopter will deliver the waste each day).  Of course none of this matters because it'll sink within an hour.

No need for the chopper. Those fucks produce more than enough shit from their mouths already.
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So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?

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So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Minimalist - April 12, 2016 at 6:21 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by dyresand - April 12, 2016 at 7:51 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by The Valkyrie - April 12, 2016 at 9:03 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Minimalist - April 13, 2016 at 12:35 am
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Aroura - April 12, 2016 at 6:25 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by AFTT47 - April 12, 2016 at 6:26 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Minimalist - April 12, 2016 at 6:55 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Chad32 - April 12, 2016 at 6:58 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Minimalist - April 12, 2016 at 6:59 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Cecelia - April 12, 2016 at 7:13 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by ApeNotKillApe - April 12, 2016 at 7:21 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by brewer - April 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Aroura - April 13, 2016 at 12:23 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by ignoramus - April 12, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 13, 2016 at 12:43 am
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 13, 2016 at 12:37 am
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Minimalist - April 13, 2016 at 11:37 am
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 13, 2016 at 5:00 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by AFTT47 - April 13, 2016 at 1:35 am
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by SteelCurtain - April 13, 2016 at 2:46 am
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by ignoramus - April 13, 2016 at 7:36 am
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by robvalue - April 13, 2016 at 8:40 am
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by abaris - April 13, 2016 at 12:57 pm
RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? - by Minimalist - April 13, 2016 at 6:00 pm

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