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Three Questions for God

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RE: Three Questions for God

April 18, 2016 at 4:31 pm

(April 18, 2016 at 4:07 pm)robvalue Wrote:
(April 18, 2016 at 2:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: 1 If you're god, why that face?
2 Turn this chicken marengo into a woman.
3 I'm serious.

So sayeth the cat Much better questions than mine.

Back when Red Dwarf was actually good.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 18, 2016 at 9:41 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Divinity - April 18, 2016 at 12:01 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by dyresand - April 18, 2016 at 1:03 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 18, 2016 at 4:26 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 18, 2016 at 12:34 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:15 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 1:30 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Godschild - April 18, 2016 at 1:50 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Neo-Scholastic - April 18, 2016 at 2:00 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 18, 2016 at 2:10 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 2:28 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 18, 2016 at 2:32 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 2:51 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 18, 2016 at 2:56 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ErGingerbreadMandude - April 18, 2016 at 3:07 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by dyresand - April 18, 2016 at 3:17 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 18, 2016 at 2:12 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 18, 2016 at 4:07 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 18, 2016 at 4:31 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Ben Davis - April 26, 2016 at 9:19 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by The Valkyrie - April 18, 2016 at 3:56 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Minimalist - April 18, 2016 at 3:58 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by KevinM1 - April 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Crossless1 - April 18, 2016 at 5:06 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Joods - April 26, 2016 at 11:08 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:28 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Neo-Scholastic - April 18, 2016 at 5:17 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 18, 2016 at 5:33 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Athene - April 18, 2016 at 7:22 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 18, 2016 at 8:23 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ignoramus - April 19, 2016 at 2:07 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cecelia - April 18, 2016 at 5:23 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:32 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 18, 2016 at 7:53 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:33 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 19, 2016 at 1:55 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Silver - April 19, 2016 at 1:58 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by LadyForCamus - April 19, 2016 at 9:48 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Ben Davis - April 26, 2016 at 10:57 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by ignoramus - April 20, 2016 at 5:22 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 6:27 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 21, 2016 at 9:45 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 21, 2016 at 3:47 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 21, 2016 at 10:04 am

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RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:48 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 22, 2016 at 4:54 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 21, 2016 at 10:56 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by KevinM1 - April 21, 2016 at 10:59 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 21, 2016 at 11:05 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Simon Moon - April 21, 2016 at 4:11 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 22, 2016 at 4:12 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:42 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 22, 2016 at 10:36 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 10:50 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 22, 2016 at 10:52 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:21 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 22, 2016 at 12:40 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:32 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 22, 2016 at 9:45 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 23, 2016 at 10:57 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Time Traveler - April 23, 2016 at 12:47 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 24, 2016 at 1:22 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 22, 2016 at 1:00 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 22, 2016 at 4:46 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by ApeNotKillApe - April 22, 2016 at 4:24 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 23, 2016 at 2:49 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by robvalue - April 23, 2016 at 2:26 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 24, 2016 at 1:23 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Nihilist Virus - April 24, 2016 at 5:56 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by paulpablo - April 24, 2016 at 6:06 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 8:51 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2016 at 7:27 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 8:55 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2016 at 6:58 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 26, 2016 at 8:39 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 8:43 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 9:00 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by LadyForCamus - April 25, 2016 at 9:14 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 9:48 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 9:36 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 9:48 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 25, 2016 at 9:58 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 10:54 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 25, 2016 at 11:11 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 11:41 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Chad32 - April 25, 2016 at 12:04 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 12:45 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Expired - April 25, 2016 at 10:02 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by JuliaL - April 25, 2016 at 10:16 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 25, 2016 at 11:25 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by JuliaL - April 25, 2016 at 11:45 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 10:39 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 25, 2016 at 12:44 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by TubbyTubby - April 26, 2016 at 9:40 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 26, 2016 at 11:42 am

Three Questions for God - by LadyForCamus - April 26, 2016 at 11:32 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 26, 2016 at 3:46 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 12:23 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 27, 2016 at 6:49 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 26, 2016 at 3:54 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 12:24 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by rexbeccarox - April 27, 2016 at 12:43 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 1:30 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by rexbeccarox - April 27, 2016 at 2:02 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 3:00 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by rexbeccarox - April 27, 2016 at 3:07 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 3:24 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 27, 2016 at 6:50 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 28, 2016 at 10:07 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 27, 2016 at 3:04 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 27, 2016 at 3:22 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 28, 2016 at 10:37 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 8:56 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 29, 2016 at 8:58 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 9:15 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 28, 2016 at 3:27 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 9:14 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 29, 2016 at 10:40 am

RE: Three Questions for God - by Drich - April 29, 2016 at 1:55 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by Cyberman - April 29, 2016 at 7:33 pm

RE: Three Questions for God - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 29, 2016 at 5:47 pm

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