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My Questions For Christians
May 12, 2018 at 4:03 am
I think it's about time I jumped on this particular bandwagon. Be careful how you answer, Christians - the validity of your faith is at stake.
1. Do you agree that the name of the capital city of Mongolia - Ulaanbaatar - contains superfluous vowels?
2. Do you sometimes, through no fault of your own, wonder what's for lunch?
3. Will you EVER get round to reorganizing that utensil drawer, so it doesn't jam on the metal spatula when you try to open it?
4. Sometimes, I wear odd socks, just to see if anyone notices. Have you ever done this?
5. What is your best friend's middle name?
Thank you for your time.
Boru
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RE: My Questions For Christians
May 12, 2018 at 7:46 am
I sometimes wonder what god has for lunch. I mean, if we're made in its image, it must eat and poop.
Is there a deli outside of space and time?
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RE: My Questions For Christians
May 12, 2018 at 8:24 am
If you push at one end of a rod a light year long, how long until the other end of the rod moves?
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: My Questions For Christians
May 12, 2018 at 9:36 am
I know it's against the rules to attempt to restrict who replies to a thread, but I'd really prefer to hear from Christians on these vital issues.
Boru
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RE: My Questions For Christians
May 12, 2018 at 10:20 am
After thorough exposition on each of Boru's questions, for extra credit, please explain to me why the bible.
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RE: My Questions For Christians
May 12, 2018 at 10:22 am
(May 12, 2018 at 7:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: I sometimes wonder what god has for lunch. I mean, if we're made in its image, it must eat and poop.
Is there a deli outside of space and time?
Yes, there is. I hear it's quite...heavenly.
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