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The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
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The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
The Biblical Noah was the first time a Time Lord was written about. Think about it! He has a ship that engineers today can't build, that holds more animals than its dimensions allow, and that saves the Earth from a pissed off invisible guy in the sky with magic who communicates with telepathy. Not only that, but he was 600 years old and managed to get kangaroos from Australia to the Middle East and back to Australia again. 

So the Ark was obviously just a TARDIS in disguise because it's bigger on the inside. The magic man that caused the flood was an alien, and the kangaroos were moved because the TARDIS moved them. Plus being 600 years old is kinda telling that Noah is a time lord, as the Doctor himself is at least a thousand or so.
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The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Mechaghostman2 - April 19, 2016 at 1:53 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Silver - April 19, 2016 at 1:55 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Mechaghostman2 - April 19, 2016 at 2:58 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Minimalist - April 19, 2016 at 1:57 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Mechaghostman2 - April 19, 2016 at 2:56 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Fake Messiah - April 20, 2016 at 2:28 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 3:00 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Fake Messiah - April 20, 2016 at 4:43 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 4:48 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by ignoramus - April 20, 2016 at 4:58 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 5:04 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by ignoramus - April 20, 2016 at 5:27 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 6:16 am

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