RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
April 20, 2016 at 2:28 am
(This post was last modified: April 20, 2016 at 2:29 am by Fake Messiah.)
No, you don't get it!! First few Chapters from the Genesis don't even happen on Earth. Noah was actually on Venus and then when God decided to destroy the world he really killed it. Waters started rising so fast and with such ferocity that they gave Noah's metal spaceship ark the momentum for not only the escape velocity, but to shoot it all the way to the Earth which was populated by dinosaurs at that time - and how did Dinos died? Yes, asteroid: Noah falling spaceship from Venus = asteroid = death of Dinos. So that's why Venus has all of it's oceans in the atmosphere and that's why peeps today can't find Garden East Of Eden.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
