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The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord

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The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
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RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
April 20, 2016 at 4:43 am (This post was last modified: April 20, 2016 at 4:43 am by Fake Messiah.)
(April 20, 2016 at 3:00 am)robvalue Wrote: Duh-duh-duh-dum
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Well this is what my religion says and I don't have to think about it because my religion thinks for me, it is a matter of faith, just like what good or bad is, and most of all you have to honor it!
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord

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The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Mechaghostman2 - April 19, 2016 at 1:53 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Silver - April 19, 2016 at 1:55 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Mechaghostman2 - April 19, 2016 at 2:58 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Minimalist - April 19, 2016 at 1:57 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Mechaghostman2 - April 19, 2016 at 2:56 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Fake Messiah - April 20, 2016 at 2:28 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 3:00 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by Fake Messiah - April 20, 2016 at 4:43 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 4:48 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by ignoramus - April 20, 2016 at 4:58 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 5:04 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by ignoramus - April 20, 2016 at 5:27 am
RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord - by robvalue - April 20, 2016 at 6:16 am

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