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From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.

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From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.
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RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.
April 2, 2011 at 4:49 am
(March 15, 2011 at 12:44 am)ozgoat Wrote: On the subject of heaven and hell, I'd rather spend eternity in hell with all the atheists I've known than spend it in heaven with all the Christians that I've known!

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How about instead of letting God throw you into hell, you throw God into hell and take earth and heaven all for yourself........and sell hell on eBay!!!!!

Poor God will be at the mercy of mere people!!!!

On a better note......add another page to the Bible and write God out.
Devil

I think my joke is much funnier!!!
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RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 4:49 am

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