Controversial views

[Pat Mustard]

What are people's most controversial views?

Well every morning I wake up*, pull open the curtains and see the arse end of a cow. That controversial enough for you?


Regarding Nige, I've heard farts that make more sense than he does. Even if there were any validities to his political views (a combination of Enoch Powell and Footsie spivery), the simple fact of the matter that he fucked over his own party after the last election because he loved the limelight too much shows how much of an arse he is.



*Well, ok, between March and September, the rest of the year its still dark when I wake up.