Heres what you do with the luntic. They are easily confused. The next time he starts talking like you need to get out your tinfoil hat, just point off in some odd direction and say "HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!", and when he turns to look, you sneak off in the opposite direction out of site.
Hopefully it will take less then 14 times of doing it before the lunatic gets the hint.
Hopefully it will take less then 14 times of doing it before the lunatic gets the hint.