From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.

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From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.

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RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison.

April 6, 2011 at 2:15 pm

(April 6, 2011 at 1:36 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 1:12 pm)Emporion Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 1:02 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: see through gold

OMG!! You must be Jesus!

*repenting my sins*
Please forgive my past blasphemy, but why did you allow me to become an atheist?

Haha. I just lied to Jesus!

Don't worry. The real test was to be sure you were smart enough not to buy into this crap. Right RJ?

Relax man, I was just kidding. Wink

That crap isn't even worth thinking about.

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From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Jax - March 13, 2011 at 7:01 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Minimalist - March 13, 2011 at 7:04 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Anomalocaris - March 13, 2011 at 10:30 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Godschild - March 13, 2011 at 11:39 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Anomalocaris - March 13, 2011 at 11:48 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Violet - March 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Jax - March 13, 2011 at 7:48 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Nitsuj - March 13, 2011 at 8:19 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Rhizomorph13 - March 13, 2011 at 9:20 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Jax - March 13, 2011 at 9:36 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Nitsuj - March 13, 2011 at 9:59 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Godschild - March 13, 2011 at 10:02 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Jax - March 14, 2011 at 1:33 am

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Minimalist - March 13, 2011 at 10:47 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Minimalist - March 14, 2011 at 12:12 am

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Justtristo - March 14, 2011 at 1:39 am

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Skipper - March 14, 2011 at 10:08 am

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Jax - March 14, 2011 at 6:19 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Nitsuj - March 14, 2011 at 7:55 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Jax - March 14, 2011 at 9:52 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by ozgoat - March 15, 2011 at 12:44 am

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 4:49 am

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by reverendjeremiah - April 2, 2011 at 6:58 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Zen Badger - April 2, 2011 at 10:11 am

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by reverendjeremiah - April 2, 2011 at 2:48 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by chatpilot - April 2, 2011 at 6:22 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by DeistPaladin - April 4, 2011 at 12:45 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by reverendjeremiah - April 6, 2011 at 1:02 am

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Emporion - April 6, 2011 at 1:12 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by DeistPaladin - April 6, 2011 at 1:36 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by Emporion - April 6, 2011 at 2:15 pm

RE: From what I've heard, Heaven sounds like a prison. - by HigherLvlofThinking - April 5, 2011 at 10:04 am

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