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[Wryetui]

Can you explain to me the nature of these theologically wrong bolded prepositions?

Theologically wrong according to whom? It's not like there is one "consensus theology" that a significant fraction of Christians agree upon. And even if- I'd wager that most real life Christians don't concern themselves much with what hair splitting theologians do in their learned works.

According to the theology of the early Church, that is still alive and well in what we call today the Orthodox Church, as well as in part of the Catholic Church and the Non-Chalcedonian Churches. That is the theology that existed from the beginning, that of the Capadoccian fathers and the other Church Fathers.