joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

So, this fella walks into a pub and takes a seat at the bar. The barman asks, 'What'll you have? The man replies, 'Ten double whiskeys, just line them up in front of me.'

The barman lines up the ten glasses, and he's no sooner finished filling the last one when the customer starts slamming them back, one after the other. 'Jaysus!' says the barman. 'I've never seen anyone drink so much whiskey so fast!'

'Well,' replies the man, 'you'd drink this fast too, if you had what I've got.'

'Why?' says the barman. 'What've you got?'

And the man answers, '75p.'

Boru