Dear Mother Nature.
May 6, 2016 at 7:47 am
(This post was last modified: May 6, 2016 at 7:49 am by ignoramus.)
Why I don't like you.
You're uncaring. You never acknowledge the individual.
Your evolution mechanism has gotten us this far, great, thanks!
Thank you mother nature:
Thank you for your less than perfect genetic transfers.
If it wasn't for this bug feature, we wouldn't have survived to reach where we are now and prosper as a species.
Also.
Thank you for the cancerous mutations you inflict on little kids, the plethora of other genetic diseases many are born with and your instinctive will to live in all of us which drives us to live our whole lives under these sufferable conditions. Yes, we know, that is how we evolve long term... We have all the scarring from our ancestors endogenous retroviruses to prove it...Thank you.
Thank you for your extreme weather events which kills thousands of innocent people every year.
Thank you for randomly ending Stimbo's love of his life. Yes, we know, you need to break a few eggs to make an omlette. Thank you.
Actually, mother nature, Go Fuck Yourself with one of your own extra prickly cactii!
We'd wish for a God to exist, so we could blame someone, but we can't. The only thing real is you. And you are 100% responsible for everything bad that happens.
Yours truly - humanity
PS, Did we mention how much we despise you at times?
You're uncaring. You never acknowledge the individual.
Your evolution mechanism has gotten us this far, great, thanks!
Thank you mother nature:
Thank you for your less than perfect genetic transfers.
If it wasn't for this bug feature, we wouldn't have survived to reach where we are now and prosper as a species.
Also.
Thank you for the cancerous mutations you inflict on little kids, the plethora of other genetic diseases many are born with and your instinctive will to live in all of us which drives us to live our whole lives under these sufferable conditions. Yes, we know, that is how we evolve long term... We have all the scarring from our ancestors endogenous retroviruses to prove it...Thank you.
Thank you for your extreme weather events which kills thousands of innocent people every year.
Thank you for randomly ending Stimbo's love of his life. Yes, we know, you need to break a few eggs to make an omlette. Thank you.
Actually, mother nature, Go Fuck Yourself with one of your own extra prickly cactii!
We'd wish for a God to exist, so we could blame someone, but we can't. The only thing real is you. And you are 100% responsible for everything bad that happens.
Yours truly - humanity
PS, Did we mention how much we despise you at times?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
