Heaven seems awful 2 me-"Theist laughs at loudly & with great cruelty"

[Pat Mustard]

*barf*

Empty brain washing words taught at an age prior to critical thinking.

Edit: How about:

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake.
I pray the lord my soul to take.

Disturbing for ages 3 to 10.

I learnt that with the black paternoster:

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John,
Bless the bed that I lie on.
Four corners to my bed,
Four angels round my head;
One to watch and one to pray
And two to bear my soul away.

Quite morbid when you think of it.