That last reminds me of the Benny Hill skit:
Wife: 'My mum says I've got the body of a nineteen year old!'
Husband: 'Give it back, you're getting it all wrinkled.'
Boru
Wife: 'My mum says I've got the body of a nineteen year old!'
Husband: 'Give it back, you're getting it all wrinkled.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax