Ever read a religious book that contained all of the most perfect rules for mankind to follow? I'm talking about the one that got it all right. A collection of wisdom so perfect, so concise, so complete, that nobody could possibly maim or murder someone as a result of misinterpreting it...No? Me neither...
So let's do it. Right here, on AF.org, let's create the perfect doctrine for all people to live by. Try to keep your laws and directions short and to the point, however, also try to keep in mind that as the years pass, if you're not perfectly clear in what you mean to say, something as innocent as "if she is found not be a Virgin on the night of her marriage, she is to be stoned on her fathers doorstep" might actually be taken literally rather than the obvious temporary, and entirely contextual meaning that was originally intended...
Already got a book that you think nailed it, then feel free to plagiarize the fuck out of them! But do consider that the obvious ones such as "Do on to others..." will go fast so you may be tempted to revise some of the fucked up passages in your book in an attempt to make them more plausibly attributed to an omni-wise author. Any questions? Good. Let's start the game...What shall/shall not thou do first?
So let's do it. Right here, on AF.org, let's create the perfect doctrine for all people to live by. Try to keep your laws and directions short and to the point, however, also try to keep in mind that as the years pass, if you're not perfectly clear in what you mean to say, something as innocent as "if she is found not be a Virgin on the night of her marriage, she is to be stoned on her fathers doorstep" might actually be taken literally rather than the obvious temporary, and entirely contextual meaning that was originally intended...
Already got a book that you think nailed it, then feel free to plagiarize the fuck out of them! But do consider that the obvious ones such as "Do on to others..." will go fast so you may be tempted to revise some of the fucked up passages in your book in an attempt to make them more plausibly attributed to an omni-wise author. Any questions? Good. Let's start the game...What shall/shall not thou do first?
