From the 'You Couldn't Make It Up' files:
Joel Osteen gives xtian award to heavy metal band Lamb of God, not realising that they're not a xtian group.
Joel Osteen gives xtian award to heavy metal band Lamb of God, not realising that they're not a xtian group.
Quote:It was obvious by those in attendance that Osteen was not familiar with the group, having referred to them as a ‘well known country band’.
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Osteen praised Lamb of God for “spreading the good word” and sharing “good christian values” in his speech when presenting the band (who performs ‘Walk With Me In Hell’) with the award at his church.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
