I'm not saying one must believe in Ceiling Cat to enjoy a cheeseburger; I'm merely saying that without Ceiling Cat there can be no basis for cheeseburgers. All that is possible apart from Ceiling Cat would be dry buns and no cheese.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
