Hell and God cant Co-exist.

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Me: Why should I care if there is a god?

Christian: Worship Jesus or you'll go to hell.

Me: Wow, we jumped right from God to your God, huh.

Christian: Yes. Jesus loves you, but he will torture you if you don't do everything he says and care about him more than your own family and friends.

Me: Jesus sounds like a cunt to me.

Christian: No, he's pure goodness on a stick.

Me: If that's your idea of good, I'm hunkering down with Satan. You have failed to sell this to me. I will continue as before, caring about people I know are actually real, and I'll assume "gods" can look after their own feelings without crying about what I do. If they want me to do anything that doesn't involve being nice to people, they can fuck off anyway.