(April 20, 2011 at 1:30 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:The Good Albeit Drunk Reverend Jeremiah That Is Also A Dirty Rotten Party Loving Scoundrel And He May Or My Not Know What Language He Is Typing In Wrote:The hell you say about parties!!! I play parties for money and/or free beer. Parties are great and I will do them till I die.
And even though I am creeping up on 40, slightly greying hair, and have a beer belly, I guarentee you that I can still make the audience dance, laugh, shout, and near the end I will convince more than one lady to take her top off and "jiggle those tah tah's"
If you hate parties, then you suck start farts out of a crotchety old anti-social's asshole.
That will be all
And... eew.
I also do not suck farts out of anyone. Never touched such an area with my tongue/lips. Never will.
Ever.
Just to get that out of the way
Fine. Then you obviously do it with a straw.
