joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Two elderly gents are sitting on a park bench. Long time friends, they're sharing a comfortable silence til one says, 'So, Herb...you wanna buy an elephant?'

'Excuse me?'

'Elephant. Wanna buy one?'

'The cheese has slipped off your cracker, mate.'

'Maybe, maybe not. So, about the elephant...'

'No, you old fool, I don't wanna buy an elephant.'

'You sure? Top of the line elephant, we're talking about.'

'Have your ears gone along with your mind? I'm not interested in buying an elephant.'

'Well, think about it. Best elephant you'll ever find.'

'LOOK! FOR THE LAST TIME...I DO NOT WANT TO BUY AN ELEPHANT!!!'

'Really? I can get it for you wholesale.'

'I'll take two.'

Boru