The rape scandals were exposed because the Catholic Church kept detailed records. No investigation could be done beyond 50 years or so since everyone was dead.
But the rapes were actually a regularly occurring phenomenon with predictable frequency (assuming the movie Spotlight got that right) so isn't it unreasonable to believe that such a regularly occurring phenomenon spontaneously started 50 years ago?
For how long were these rapes occurring? Centuries? Millennia? Man-boy sex is at least as old as the New Testament, so this is not out of the question.
What if it's always been how we found it to be? If all popes started as priests, and if we go with the low figure that 5% of them are pedophile rapists, and if there have been 266 popes, then the probability that there has never been a pedophile rapist pope is:
0.95^266=0.0000011871=0.00011871%.
But the rapes were actually a regularly occurring phenomenon with predictable frequency (assuming the movie Spotlight got that right) so isn't it unreasonable to believe that such a regularly occurring phenomenon spontaneously started 50 years ago?
For how long were these rapes occurring? Centuries? Millennia? Man-boy sex is at least as old as the New Testament, so this is not out of the question.
What if it's always been how we found it to be? If all popes started as priests, and if we go with the low figure that 5% of them are pedophile rapists, and if there have been 266 popes, then the probability that there has never been a pedophile rapist pope is:
0.95^266=0.0000011871=0.00011871%.
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
