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Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?

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Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
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RE: Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
June 19, 2016 at 7:53 am
He was in a comma, then he started moaning on as usual so the aliens punched him in the colon until he came to a full stop.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?

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RE: Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions? - by Cyberman - June 19, 2016 at 7:53 am

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