(June 25, 2016 at 5:16 am)chimp3 Wrote: Shortest joke I know :
A baby seal walks into a club ...
Longer version, same theme:
A baby Harp seal galumphs into a bar. The barman says, 'What'll you have?' and the seal says, 'Anything but a Canadian club.'
Boru
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