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That's a miracle! He appeared on a banana peel! He is our Lord!

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That's a miracle! He appeared on a banana peel! He is our Lord!
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RE: That's a miracle! He appeared on a banana peel! He is our Lord!
July 3, 2016 at 4:01 am
Guys I have a serious confession to make.... I've been struggling with this for days posting here as such a hypocrite when I think that I have an actual physical evidence for existence of God Almighty. He actually appeared to me, yes me - can you imagine? A sinful atheist gets graced by God's appearance in his full majesty.
OK let me come clear then. Yes I have an actual physical evidence for existence of God and he is Jesus Christ, not Buddha, Allah, Xenu, Poseidon... but Jesus. Few days ago I was wiping my sexy ass after pooping and when I looked at the toilet paper... I have no other words but MIRACLE!!!

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HALLELUJAH!!!  Angel
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: That's a miracle! He appeared on a banana peel! He is our Lord! - by Fake Messiah - July 3, 2016 at 4:01 am

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