Timeshare ... an up and coming con religion selling a time dependent dream .....
They just haven't realized yet that if they sell the timeshare dream for after their customers death they will have no comebacks ....
The good thing about a timeshare religion is you can give deeds to those that buy into the different afterlife dreams.
Great for the sales team priests as they can sell afterlife depending on their flocks budget, from crappy religious heavens to magnificent heavens with a seat next to any God they desire .... AND ITS AN INVESTMENT
Not only can they buy in, they can upgrade if they get more money or sell if they have a disaster ...
Even the poor can buy after-life timeshare equipment such as flame retardant suits, but plugs, plasters, bandages, Paracetamol, etc, etc ...
PS, looking for a sales team priests, ministers Popes, Deacons, Nuns, monks, Dalai Lamas, Abbots, Abbesses, Apostles, Sons and daughters of Gods, Prophets, Preachers, Reverends, Bishops, Archbishops, Chaplains, Cardinals, Cannons, Priors, Gurus, Swamis, Ayatollahs, Muftis, Mullahs, Rabbis, Brads, Druids, Magicians, psychics, Astrologers, Witches, Warlocks, water diviners, etc, etc, etc, etc
They just haven't realized yet that if they sell the timeshare dream for after their customers death they will have no comebacks ....
The good thing about a timeshare religion is you can give deeds to those that buy into the different afterlife dreams.
Great for the sales team priests as they can sell afterlife depending on their flocks budget, from crappy religious heavens to magnificent heavens with a seat next to any God they desire .... AND ITS AN INVESTMENT
Not only can they buy in, they can upgrade if they get more money or sell if they have a disaster ...
Even the poor can buy after-life timeshare equipment such as flame retardant suits, but plugs, plasters, bandages, Paracetamol, etc, etc ...
PS, looking for a sales team priests, ministers Popes, Deacons, Nuns, monks, Dalai Lamas, Abbots, Abbesses, Apostles, Sons and daughters of Gods, Prophets, Preachers, Reverends, Bishops, Archbishops, Chaplains, Cardinals, Cannons, Priors, Gurus, Swamis, Ayatollahs, Muftis, Mullahs, Rabbis, Brads, Druids, Magicians, psychics, Astrologers, Witches, Warlocks, water diviners, etc, etc, etc, etc
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
