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Ask an ex-mormon nerd
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RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd
(July 17, 2016 at 7:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now that you are out of the fold, who gets your planet when you die?

Also, is Kolob a class-m planet and why hasn't the hubble gotten a picture of it?

No, I keep my planet. Just because I'm out of the fold doesn't mean that I have totally forgotten about galactic conquest. I will reign supreme.

Kolob is actually a class H planet which is why God is always cranky because he is actually thirsty and burning up to a crisp in the Old Testament. Consequently having to evacuate the planet, he came to Earth, a class-m planet, as Jesus. (Even though mormons don't believe in the Trinity. haha)

Hubble hasn't gotten a picture on it because Kolob has cloaking rays that make it look like the Sun.
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Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 6:46 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Foxaèr - July 17, 2016 at 6:47 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 6:53 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Foxaèr - July 17, 2016 at 6:54 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 7:13 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Foxaèr - July 17, 2016 at 7:14 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Minimalist - July 17, 2016 at 6:55 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 7:22 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Foxaèr - July 17, 2016 at 7:24 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 7:33 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by brewer - July 17, 2016 at 7:17 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 7:27 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Foxaèr - July 17, 2016 at 7:29 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 7:34 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Foxaèr - July 17, 2016 at 7:35 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by c172 - July 17, 2016 at 7:25 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 7:28 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by c172 - July 17, 2016 at 7:57 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 8:01 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Foxaèr - July 17, 2016 at 8:02 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 8:06 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Foxaèr - July 17, 2016 at 7:34 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Minimalist - July 17, 2016 at 7:49 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 17, 2016 at 7:56 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by vorlon13 - July 17, 2016 at 8:30 pm
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by LivingNumbers6.626 - July 18, 2016 at 4:08 am
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by brewer - July 18, 2016 at 8:03 am
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by Vincent - July 19, 2016 at 1:40 am
RE: Ask an ex-mormon nerd - by vorlon13 - July 19, 2016 at 2:00 am
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