King James is the real Bible.

[Minimalist]

Here's a bible-thumping idiot who understands that the KJV is deeply flawed.


https://bible.org/article/why-i-do-not-t...able-today

Second, the Greek text which stands behind the King James Bible is demonstrably inferior in certain places. The man who edited the text was a Roman Catholic priest and humanist named Erasmus.1 He was under pressure to get it to the press as soon as possible since (a) no edition of the Greek New Testament had yet been published, and (b) he had heard that Cardinal Ximenes and his associates were just about to publish an edition of the Greek New Testament and he was in a race to beat them. Consequently, his edition has been called the most poorly edited volume in all of literature! It is filled with hundreds of typographical errors which even Erasmus would acknowledge.

The problem is that the King James Bible is filled with readings which have been created by overly zealous scribes!

Oh dear.  Poor god failed to exercise proper management yet again!