I'm to be cremated, but if I were to have a tombstone, it would prolly be something silly like, 'Move Over - You're In My Light' or 'Well, I Won't Be Doing THAT Again'.
The best epitaph I ever heard of (not sure if it's real) is:
'Here lie the body of Elizabeth Charlotte.
'Born a virgin, died a harlot.
'She was aye a virgin at seventeen -
'A remarkable thing in Aberdeen.'
Boru
The best epitaph I ever heard of (not sure if it's real) is:
'Here lie the body of Elizabeth Charlotte.
'Born a virgin, died a harlot.
'She was aye a virgin at seventeen -
'A remarkable thing in Aberdeen.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
