There's fundamentalism, there's the belief in the flood and the tower of Babel and giants and 900 year olds fucking their daughters or whatever... and then there's our loveable huggy.
I think huggy has grown up in a family as bad as the OP's. Maybe this was his pastor:
(August 4, 2016 at 4:57 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:(August 4, 2016 at 3:35 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Wait... Eve had sex with the... ahem... serpent?Again, I've been saying this since day one...
It appears someone wasn't paying attention.
I think huggy has grown up in a family as bad as the OP's. Maybe this was his pastor:
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.