Drumpf?

[Pat Mustard]

Personally, I don't like Johnson much. He is2% short of getting into the debates. He will never win.

I don't really dislike Johnson. I mean, I'd be happy to hang out and do some edibles with him. But I'm not exactly an enthusiastic political supporter. However, I may vote Libertarian in November, just to raise a third party's profile, but that depends on where my state's polls stand at the end of October. In the highly unlikely event it's close, I'll vote Clinton.

But why vote a party whose policies are "the same as the republican ones, only faster and stupider"? It's not like the US is short of right-wing fuck the poor parties to vote for.