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RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 9:11 am
(August 7, 2016 at 9:06 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(August 7, 2016 at 4:29 am)LastPoet Wrote: Breathe.

So, my wife's pregnancy is exceeding its time and we came to the hospital for her to induce labor. The little bugger just doesn't want to come out. I have to stay outside until labor starts or visiting hours. I am calm...




Why are they making you stay outside?!  That's crap; you're the father!!!  I have never heard of such a thing.  My husband was in the room with me the ENTIRE time.

Try to relax though, LP.  I'm sure everything is going to be just fine.  [emoji846]   Your wife made such a nice, comfy home for the little guy in there he just doesn't want to leave!  [emoji7]

She hasnt bursted her waters yet. Just in to induce labor. When it starts I will be able to stay with her. Right now only during visiting hours.
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Keep calm and... - by LastPoet - August 7, 2016 at 4:29 am
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RE: Keep calm and... - by LastPoet - August 7, 2016 at 8:33 am
RE: Keep calm and... - by emjay - August 7, 2016 at 8:55 am
Keep calm and... - by LadyForCamus - August 7, 2016 at 9:06 am
RE: Keep calm and... - by LastPoet - August 7, 2016 at 9:11 am
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RE: Keep calm and... - by LastPoet - August 7, 2016 at 9:20 am
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