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Losty

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August 8, 2016 at 3:32 am

(August 7, 2016 at 6:39 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Bummer, since she is technically not on labor yet, they sent me packing. I will be summoned when labor starts so I am home and unable to sleep. Hospital policy and all that.

I do not like this hospital Angry

Did you tell them it's 2016?
Did you tell them your wife doesn't want to sit there bored out of her skull?

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