I knew that water slide would kill someone.

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I knew that water slide would kill someone.

Minimalist Offline

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RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone.

August 8, 2016 at 12:48 pm

Quote:This poor kid didn't die because Jesus wanted him in heaven, he died because of poor design and bad safety protocol.

No, no. This is where "Mysterious Ways" comes in.

Catholics have this "Guardian Angel" bullshit.

http://www.catholic.org/saints/angels/guardian.php

Quote:No evil shall befall you, nor shall affliction come near your tent, for to His Angels God has given command about you, that they guard you in all your ways. Upon their hands they will bear you up, lest you dash your foot against a stone.

Apparently this kid's 'guardian angel' was off getting a blow job when she got infected.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.2742872

Quote:South Carolina girl, 11, dies after contracting brain-eating amoeba while swimming

Pretty shitty work for an "angel."

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I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Brian37 - August 8, 2016 at 7:11 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by SteelCurtain - August 8, 2016 at 7:12 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Brian37 - August 8, 2016 at 7:23 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by abaris - August 8, 2016 at 11:48 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by account_inactive - August 8, 2016 at 7:26 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Faith No More - August 8, 2016 at 9:42 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Losty - August 8, 2016 at 2:07 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by abaris - August 8, 2016 at 2:16 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Minimalist - August 8, 2016 at 2:31 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by mlmooney89 - August 8, 2016 at 11:45 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Aroura - August 8, 2016 at 12:14 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by downbeatplumb - August 8, 2016 at 1:00 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Aroura - August 8, 2016 at 2:23 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Anomalocaris - August 8, 2016 at 10:25 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by mlmooney89 - August 8, 2016 at 12:46 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Minimalist - August 8, 2016 at 12:48 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Rev. Rye - August 8, 2016 at 1:21 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Losty - August 8, 2016 at 2:37 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by abaris - August 8, 2016 at 2:42 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 8, 2016 at 2:45 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Losty - August 8, 2016 at 2:50 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by abaris - August 8, 2016 at 3:38 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Losty - August 8, 2016 at 9:24 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Regina - August 8, 2016 at 5:05 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by abaris - August 8, 2016 at 5:12 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Minimalist - August 8, 2016 at 5:12 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Minimalist - August 8, 2016 at 8:57 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Rev. Rye - August 8, 2016 at 9:02 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Minimalist - August 8, 2016 at 9:37 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Losty - August 8, 2016 at 9:50 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 8, 2016 at 10:00 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Losty - August 9, 2016 at 8:36 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 9, 2016 at 11:45 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Little lunch - August 8, 2016 at 10:45 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Aroura - August 8, 2016 at 11:52 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by abaris - August 9, 2016 at 8:54 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by c172 - August 9, 2016 at 1:16 am

I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by LadyForCamus - August 9, 2016 at 9:48 pm

I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by LadyForCamus - August 9, 2016 at 9:59 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 10, 2016 at 1:46 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Losty - August 10, 2016 at 9:42 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 10, 2016 at 12:24 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Jackalope - August 10, 2016 at 2:03 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 10, 2016 at 2:08 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Edwardo Piet - August 10, 2016 at 9:49 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Losty - August 10, 2016 at 9:50 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 10, 2016 at 12:25 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Edwardo Piet - August 10, 2016 at 10:05 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by vorlon13 - August 10, 2016 at 11:06 am

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Faith No More - August 10, 2016 at 12:35 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 10, 2016 at 12:40 pm

RE: I knew that water slide would kill someone. - by Little lunch - August 10, 2016 at 8:31 pm

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