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Keep calm and...
RE: Keep calm and...
(August 9, 2016 at 9:24 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(August 9, 2016 at 8:45 am)Losty Wrote: In America when they induce labor they break your water with a metal hook (it freaking hurts if you're not dilated). So if you don't deliver within 24 hours you have to do a c-section. I've got my fingers crossed for Mrs.Poet, hopefully not much longer. Is she dilated at all?


A metal hook?!   Jesus H. Fucking Christ!!!  [emoji37]

Lmao! It sounds scarier than it is! If your water didn't break before you got to the hospital with your son they probably broke yours that way too! It's common procedure to break the water here, most women don't even notice. It only hurts if you're not dilated at all.
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