are there any girls in the world that like shy guys?

[CapnAwesome]

You know, on the off chance that this is serious and not a Poe, I honestly think that sex workers would be a good way to go for you. (For the record, I've never been to a prostitute, because women find me utterly charming) However I think that prostitution is unnecessarily stigmatized in our society. Based on the little that I know about you, I don't think a girlfriend is a good option for you. If you are capable of getting one, I doubt that you are in the position with your mental health issues to treat your girlfriend with the love and respect that she needs. However a prostitute doesn't need any of that, she just needs your money and dealing with weirdos is pretty much part of her job description. Chances are she'll have the mommy boobs (saggy from feeding infants?) that you want.