(August 9, 2016 at 12:32 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: You know, on the off chance that this is serious and not a Poe, I honestly think that sex workers would be a good way to go for you. (For the record, I've never been to a prostitute, because women find me utterly charming) However I think that prostitution is unnecessarily stigmatized in our society. Based on the little that I know about you, I don't think a girlfriend is a good option for you. If you are capable of getting one, I doubt that you are in the position with your mental health issues to treat your girlfriend with the love and respect that she needs. However a prostitute doesn't need any of that, she just needs your money and chances are she'll have the mommy boobs (saggy from feeding infants?) that you want.
I don't think he's a Poe, so thanks for not treating him like one for a change. People should really think before pointing fingers here.