How far does your open-mindness go?

[brewer]

I like the idea of getting to know a woman, developing a mutual respect for each other, making each other laugh and feel alive, then eventually making slow and passionate love where our minds connect, that crescendos into a fast and urgent orgasmic ending where we fall in heap, breathing heavily and laughing.
These days, I think waiting for something that good is being quite open-minded. :-)

That's a really crappy porn script. Can we cram any coprophagia in there?