Are you smarter than me?

[Little lunch]

Anomalocaris, yes, you are much, much smarter than me.
Ben Davis, yes, you're smarter than me by a long shot.
C172, you are smarter than me and a really nice guy to boot.
Fatandfaithless, smarter than me? Yes, of course. I'm probably fatter though.
Alasdair Ham, you are smarter than me for sure. And happier.
Alex K, you're slightly smarter than me.
The Empress, you are a smarter person than I. No doubt better looking too.
Paul Pablo, I'm not as smart as you, you musical wizard.
Belle Morte, I'm an ant compared to your intelligence.
The Valkyrie, I am but a mere moron in comparison to you.
Tazzycorn, you have twice my brain power.
Aegon, I can't begin to compete with your intellect.
Kevin M1, I'm an ant compared to your mental gigantism.
BrianSoddingBoru4, you would easily overpower me in a brain powered fight.
Cthulhu Dreaming, I could only dream of being in your mental league.