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I KNEW it! My dick is smarter than me!
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I KNEW it! My dick is smarter than me!
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Whole article.

So the conclusion is obvious, gentlemen:
(how can I put this neutrally, scientifically; oh, I got it)

THINKING WITH YOUR DICK ISN'T WITHOUT MERIT AFTER ALL! Big Grin

A.k.a.:

Naa na-na naa na! ROFLOL
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We all suspected that!
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Ah, that's where the warm, fuzzy feeling came from!
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So if we masturbate.... we are killing intelligent beings! OMG THE RIGHT WING FUNDAMENTALISTS WERE RIGHT?!?!?!?!?! /mindblown
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And wet dreams are a tragic case of suicide!
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So is the reason that I was so bad at math in high school was because I beat my dick like it owed me money?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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