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Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

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Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
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Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
August 27, 2016 at 12:03 pm
I am almost as smart as a 5th grader
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What about you?
http://m.washingtontimes.com/quiz/2015/j...r/results/
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RE: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
August 27, 2016 at 12:04 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2016 at 12:04 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I don't think I'm gonna do well Panic

Please don't be too embarrassed for me if I get 0% hehe.

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August 27, 2016 at 12:10 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2016 at 12:11 pm by Fidel_Castronaut.)
Ah some of the question are American centric (such as cup measurements). Others are obviously questions American students get asked, such as about the war of the roses.

Also, what is with the names of the student examples? "Tres"? "Taylar"?
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RE: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
August 27, 2016 at 12:14 pm
I merely lost the first one because we don't have cup measurements here in the UK.

But, regardless, I still sucked donkey balls as expected:

the turtle's pathetic results Wrote:Correct: 13
Incorrect: 10
Number Of Questions: 23
Percent correct: 57%
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RE: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
August 27, 2016 at 12:38 pm
It is a test based on an American game show
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August 27, 2016 at 12:43 pm
Yeah I expected it to be Americany, I just had the "No fair I don't even know cups! *pouts* *whines* *stamps feets* I'm not gonna be your friend anymore! *sits in the corner* Okay I'm sorry can we make up?" reaction fly through my brain for a few seconds except for the fact that not really.
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RE: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
August 27, 2016 at 12:47 pm
(August 27, 2016 at 12:03 pm)Losty Wrote: I am almost as smart as a 5th grader
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What about you?
http://m.washingtontimes.com/quiz/2015/j...r/results/

It depends on the 5th grader. There was one child genius that worked out the correct number of atoms in the sun by the age of three.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
August 27, 2016 at 12:53 pm
HOW MANY CUPS ARE IN 28 FLUID OUNCES?

Without Googling? Yeah, nah, forget it.

Bloody Americans and their outdated system of measurement.
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August 27, 2016 at 1:13 pm
I missed 3, I blame being stoned.
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RE: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
August 27, 2016 at 1:15 pm
I got four wrong. I don't know if I'm smarter than the brats, though -- they didn't post their results.

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