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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
(September 6, 2016 at 7:55 am)Alex K Wrote: You know what would be a great girlfriend to have?

[Image: jawcrusher.gif]

Someone or something to crush your stones? Stay the fuck away from my wife. She only gets to bust my balls, sir!
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Crossless1 - September 6, 2016 at 10:04 am

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