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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 7:58 am
There is no God, but I am the Goddess. You get nothing.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 10:04 am
(September 6, 2016 at 7:55 am)Alex K Wrote: You know what would be a great girlfriend to have?

[Image: jawcrusher.gif]

Someone or something to crush your stones? Stay the fuck away from my wife. She only gets to bust my balls, sir!
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 11:21 am
(September 6, 2016 at 4:48 am)bennyboy Wrote: Ummmm. . .she has the body of a 13 year-old boy.  Hips are too square, not enough bust/waist/hip ratio.  She looks too much like this except that the ferret's elbows are less pointy and bony:

[Image: ferret-standing-up.jpg]
I prefer some cushion for the pushin'.

Humans are attracted to different body types, there is no "right" body type. I personally am not attracted to big butts or giant boobs. And women are no different. It is silly to assume that all women like pumped up boulders. I've met plenty of women that don't like overly big muscles on men. Just like even with gays and lesbians and bi, even they have different tastes.

The only thing you can speak to is your own personal taste.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 11:29 am
(September 6, 2016 at 11:21 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 6, 2016 at 4:48 am)bennyboy Wrote: Ummmm. . .she has the body of a 13 year-old boy.  Hips are too square, not enough bust/waist/hip ratio.  She looks too much like this except that the ferret's elbows are less pointy and bony:

[Image: ferret-standing-up.jpg]
I prefer some cushion for the pushin'.

Humans are attracted to different body types, there is no "right" body type. I personally am not attracted to big butts or giant boobs. And women are no different. It is silly to assume that all women like pumped up boulders. I've met plenty of women that don't like overly big muscles on men. Just like even with gays and lesbians and bi, even they have different tastes.

The only thing you can speak to is your own personal taste.

You can have, all the ferrets. Cool
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 11:31 am
(September 6, 2016 at 11:21 am)Brian37 Wrote: It is silly to assume that all women like pumped up boulders. I've met plenty of women that don't like overly big muscles on men.

Too true. At a certain point, muscles on men are a major turn-off to me.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 11:33 am
When all the veins pop out, gross.

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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 11:37 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 11:37 am by Arkilogue.)
OP, you go ahead and put that delicate flower back on the mantle.

My lady and I have work to do.

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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 12:17 pm (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 12:27 pm by bennyboy.)
(September 6, 2016 at 11:21 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 6, 2016 at 4:48 am)bennyboy Wrote: Ummmm. . .she has the body of a 13 year-old boy.  Hips are too square, not enough bust/waist/hip ratio.  She looks too much like this except that the ferret's elbows are less pointy and bony:

[Image: ferret-standing-up.jpg]
I prefer some cushion for the pushin'.

Humans are attracted to different body types, there is no "right" body type. I personally am not attracted to big butts or giant boobs. And women are no different. It is silly to assume that all women like pumped up boulders. I've met plenty of women that don't like overly big muscles on men. Just like even with gays and lesbians and bi, even they have different tastes.

The only thing you can speak to is your own personal taste.

Hey, if you want to fuck a ferret, I'm totally for it.  However, if you ever decide you want to marry it, I recommend a pre-nup, as when it finally realizes it's too good for you, it will probably want to take sole custody of all your mice, voles and rabbits.
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 12:19 pm
(September 6, 2016 at 10:04 am)Crossless1 Wrote:
(September 6, 2016 at 7:55 am)Alex K Wrote: You know what would be a great girlfriend to have?

[Image: jawcrusher.gif]

Someone or something to crush your stones? Stay the fuck away from my wife. She only gets to bust my balls, sir!

Oh wait. . . did you think this diagram was to SCALE?  I see why you're confused!  Big Grin
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
September 6, 2016 at 12:25 pm
(September 6, 2016 at 11:37 am)Arkilogue Wrote: OP, you go ahead and put that delicate flower back on the mantle.

My lady and I have work to do.

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRY9_w6d3_PXg_Sla04u2E...JqoRP-MCJd]


Now THAT is an ass I can get behind!
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