(September 21, 2016 at 11:31 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: My mate Denzil and I were driving across Bodmin Moor when we saw a sheep with its head caught in railings. I thought, 'I've heard all about this sheep-shagging, I'll give it a go." So I whip it out and I shag the sheep, and after I'd done the deed, I said "Come on Denzil, your turn!"
"Don't be daft!" he says, "I couldn't fit my head between them railings!"
For a moment there, I thought he was well endowed.