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How to become a Televangelist?

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How to become a Televangelist?
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How to become a Televangelist?
September 24, 2016 at 4:59 pm
Greetings,

I want to live in a big mansion. I want to go around in a Cadillac. I want to be chauffeured in that Cadillac.
I want to spend summers in Nice, France. I want to have sex with young female church members.
I want to make them pregnant and I don't want to have financial problems connected with it. 
Actually, I don't want to have any financial problems ever. I want God solve all these problems.

How do I become a televangelist?
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How to become a Televangelist?

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How to become a Televangelist? - by mcolafson - September 24, 2016 at 4:59 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Angrboda - September 24, 2016 at 5:08 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by SteelCurtain - September 24, 2016 at 5:16 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Arkilogue - September 24, 2016 at 5:34 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Athene - September 24, 2016 at 5:21 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 24, 2016 at 6:51 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by KevinM1 - September 25, 2016 at 9:40 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Thumpalumpacus - September 25, 2016 at 10:39 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by chimp3 - September 25, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Thumpalumpacus - September 25, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by RobertE - September 26, 2016 at 1:10 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by vorlon13 - September 25, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by lugal ki en - September 26, 2016 at 3:29 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by mcolafson - September 26, 2016 at 4:08 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by KevinM1 - September 27, 2016 at 1:03 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by vorlon13 - September 26, 2016 at 10:03 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by mlmooney89 - September 26, 2016 at 10:22 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by brewer - September 26, 2016 at 12:59 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by RobertE - September 26, 2016 at 1:02 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by The Grand Nudger - September 27, 2016 at 1:51 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by chimp3 - September 27, 2016 at 5:40 am

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