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Discover the easy, inexpensive ways to get religious credentials (and the tax-free status that goes with them), how to develop your following, how to tailor your message for maximum gain and how to weasel out of trouble when your lavish lifestyle or personal misconduct hits the fan.
Your victims will be the feeble, the old, the poor and the desperate, so this is for people with no conscience whatsoever. Get ready to stare into the hopeful faces of the lame and the terminally ill and lie, convince working people to send you their last five or ten bucks by telling them that God will return the donation a hundredfold and rob nursing home residents of what little they have as they hang on to every word you say. In return, you will give them a good show, a temporary emotional high and a hefty dose of false hope. And you will be one rich SOB!
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How to become a Televangelist? - by mcolafson - September 24, 2016 at 4:59 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Angrboda - September 24, 2016 at 5:08 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by SteelCurtain - September 24, 2016 at 5:16 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Arkilogue - September 24, 2016 at 5:34 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Athene - September 24, 2016 at 5:21 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 24, 2016 at 6:51 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by KevinM1 - September 25, 2016 at 9:40 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Thumpalumpacus - September 25, 2016 at 10:39 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by chimp3 - September 25, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by Thumpalumpacus - September 25, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by RobertE - September 26, 2016 at 1:10 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by vorlon13 - September 25, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by lugal ki en - September 26, 2016 at 3:29 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by mcolafson - September 26, 2016 at 4:08 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by KevinM1 - September 27, 2016 at 1:03 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by vorlon13 - September 26, 2016 at 10:03 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by mlmooney89 - September 26, 2016 at 10:22 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by brewer - September 26, 2016 at 12:59 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by RobertE - September 26, 2016 at 1:02 pm
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by The Grand Nudger - September 27, 2016 at 1:51 am
RE: How to become a Televangelist? - by chimp3 - September 27, 2016 at 5:40 am
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